Hey. I'm Alyssa.
I have an odd sense of humor.
I'm a baton twirler and play flute. If you ever want to talk, I'm here. I hope you have a nice day :)

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa
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rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless
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vvankinq:

she looks so fucking pleased with herself
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"It's so weird... We're not really that attractive" +
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teacupluke:

can we make a promise rn to never forget this photo exists bc Michael with guyliner was simultaneously the best and worst thing that ever happened to me
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Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair
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Motherfuckers can’t stop me
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Dress code. Ew.
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Dress code is so complicated. All I wanna do is wear a dress but mother of god, it’s sleeveless! My shoulders might attract unwanted attention! SO UNNECESSARY. SO ANGRY.
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all-my-friends-are-cannibals:

post-apocalyptic-rebel:

five-m-i-l-l-i-o-n-strings:

daetrimental:

noooooooope:

meuliinleiijon:

kayboss:

Wow everyone look at this- this is an amazing tablet, and I wish I had seen it before I just dropped $170 on a small intuos 5This is called a Tursion  Huion tablet- looks pretty simple right- kind of like a bamboohere’s the thing. This tablet has 2024 levels of pressure- that is the equivalent  to the pressure an intuos 5 currently has (retail price: $229 for the smallest)You can get this lovely  tablet for under $50 dollars on amazonOnly thing this beautiful table it lacking is a few simple buttons, but still, I mean, its drawing area is even bigger on average then most Wacom’s small tablets- and from the reviews ive seen on it people are very impressed….so just spreading the word around that Wacom isn’t the only one that is making good tablets- the more the company is  spread perhaps they will come out with even better products that not only match up to Wacom, but are with in our price range for once!You an buy one below at the link!http://www.amazon.com/Tursion-Graphic-Drawing-Capture-Tablet/dp/B008Y431CS/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1371642706&sr=8-4&keywords=turcom

I literately just bought one of these and got it today omfg, its great you guys ok!

Reblogging for my drawing friends.

I have one of these, and I can attest to their fantasticness. much better than the old one I had.

FUCKING HELL DUDES.

OK GUYS LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THESE TABLETS ARE GOLD. SERIOUSLY. IF YOU’RE A BEGINNING ARTIST AND YOU WANT TO BUY A TABLET THIS IT THE ONE FOR YOU. IT’S PRACTIALLY INTUTIVE, YOU JUST DOWNLOAD THE SOFTWARE, PLUG IT IN, AND DRAW. LITERALLY THE ONLY PROBLEM I’VE HAD IS THAT THE CLICKY-THING ON THE PEN DOESN’T WORK FOR SOME REASON, (THERE’S NO WAY TO TURN THE PEN OFF, SO I JUST TURN THE BATTERY AROUND) BUT IT’S TOTALLY WORTH OVERLOOKING BECAUSE OF THE PRICE. THIS THING IS ONE OF THE BEST PURCHASES I’VE MADE.
(also if you’re looking for a really great free drawing program, google Krita. It’s similar to sai but free, and in my opinion better.)

resident-of-hipstopia
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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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