Hey. I'm Alyssa.
I have an odd sense of humor.
I'm a baton twirler and play flute. If you ever want to talk, I'm here. I hope you have a nice day :)

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risingconfidence:

ultraviol-et:



urbanarboriculture:

Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow.



he’s wearing crocs

He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.
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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: panducky, via andrewquo)

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idk-is-this-real:

Friend: “What are you going to do if you ever date 5sos?”

Me: 

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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(via letmeaskmyquestions)

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ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.
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orlesianscum:

orlesianscum:

starting a new game of origins

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creating a character

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opening cutscene

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actually playing the origin

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ostagar

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redcliffe

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the rest of the game

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the landsmeet

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My ‘my hair turned pink oh no’ face
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ringoshootingstarr:

Highlights from Paul McCartney’s Mashed Potato Tutorial
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punned:

i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

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sixfigs:

Bobs Burgers is such an important show
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greenlght:

daisycalpal:

greenlght:

was I too harsh

I APPLAUD YOU AND I’M GLAD SOMEONE HAS SAID IT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SHOVING THEIR SHITTY COMMENTS UP THEIR ASS


pls
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clxfford-cake:

I don’t even understand why band merch is so fricking fracking expensive. Like I’ve already sold you my sOUL AND MY SOCIAL LIFE AND MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY. I’VE DEDICATED MOST OF MY WAKING HOURS TO YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

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passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter

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