Hey. I'm Alyssa.
I have an odd sense of humor.
I'm a baton twirler and play flute. If you ever want to talk, I'm here. I hope you have a nice day :)

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superheroes-or-whatever:

Death of Wolverine: Deadpool and Captain America variant cover by Declan Shalvey
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ryanestradadotcom:

Learn To Read Russian in 15 Minutes! I did this one with my fabulous guest writer Peter Starr Northrop, aka bilgeathresh! If you want me to make these dang comics more often, visit my Patreon!
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wingedcorgi:


Bucky asks the important questions (at 3 a.m.)


Based on this text post.
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dorkly:

The Surest Sign Winter Is Coming
For more comics, go to Dorkly.com!
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i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music

how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver 

(Source: fourevers, via queendoritos)

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Remember kids: Don’t get e m o t i o n a l l y attached to a band. 
You’ll get pregnant and die.
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forceguardian:

lpfan9976:

croatoanhero:

Harley is a gift from God.

This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!

Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;




The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.
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englishbreakfasts:

englishbreakfasts:

omg ok well while i was home from university this weekend i stumbled across an old photo album and found pictures from a job I did when I was in like 5th or 6th grade and I remember the shoot being pretty long, like 4 or 5 days, and just being in love with the girl who played my sister. All i really remember was that it was her first acting gig and she was from Kentucky but I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW THAT IT WAS JENNIFER LAWRENCE OH MY GOD I KNEW HER BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS WORSHIP ME PEOPLE WORSHIP ME

if you’re going to reblog a picture of jennifer lawrence at this time, let it be this one. Look, she’s reading harry potter, and 12 year old me is looking at her like the sun shines out of her ass.
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darklittlefaun:

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.

(via cuddleswithclemmings)

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riversclara:

The dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees.
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samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

(via bitchpleathe)

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Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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drakefanclub:

Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

(via hotboyproblems)

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dorkbabe:

roses are red

violets are blue

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(via alexglitterkarth)