Hey. I'm Alyssa.
I have an odd sense of humor.
I'm a baton twirler and play flute. If you ever want to talk, I'm here. I hope you have a nice day :)

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awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!
These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!
gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!



IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 
Patricia. 
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poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.
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sweetappletea:

roachpatrol:

coolchicksfromhistory:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

mildhorror:

Here’s the link for more information about the PS244 fundraising campaign. 
Here’s the link to the GIVE IT ALL TO ME Library Collection at OutofPrintClothing.com.

Check it out! The good folks dropped me a line about this project last week, and I’m happy to boost for Library Week.

Signal boost

oh my gosh i want that stamped tee

Libraries are awesome and deserve all the help they can get!
Tumblr Themes Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here’s why.

chasertiff:

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Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

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While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

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He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

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And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

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But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

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Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

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Now when he finally does get free—

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He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

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Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

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Gate closing?

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who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

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Lighting hitting rocks around me?

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NBD BRO

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Giant forest of thorns?

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Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

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Giant dragon of hell?

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CHARGE HEAD ON.

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Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

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Just smack that bitch on the nose.

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Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

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Calm down guys, I got this.

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I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

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Lose the shield off the cliff?

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JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

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Just chuck it. Straight through.

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Then jump out of the way…

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And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

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Get the horse.

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Get the girl.

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EXPLAIN NOTHING.

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that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book CorruptionsRelated: Hipster Dinosaurs
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unwel-kim-ed:

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ladyshinga:

theirwaywardangel:

haboku:

areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what

best wedding photos ever

Omfg I wasn’t going to load the pictures but then I saw the comments so I did and it was SO WORTH IT

oh my godguys, SEE ALL THE PICTURES IT’S WORTH IT

"There’s no fucking way i’m loading all these pictures" I said before I hit the comments. So I did. What an interesting wedding photo set (if this is even a real wedding).


Whose taking those photos
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teenagedfricks:

Why do you call yourselves 5 Seconds of Summer? x
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I really hope every clothing company sees this.
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Twirl practice was exhausting and I have grass all over the place but I can’t wait to go back tomorrow
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This painting by Canadian artist, Heidi Taillefer, offers the viewer a sumptuous depiction of the pregnant body’s internal world.  Rich images of fruit and flowers fill the woman’s form, while her baby is nourished within a floating sac of clear water.  Her full breasts are glorious machines that produce and pump milk through an intricate system of faucets and tubing.  Like a cross between a Duch still life painting and a Surrealist masterwork, Taillefer’s composition is lavish, detailed and luxuriant, reminding the viewer of the fertile bounty and reproductive powers intrinsic to the female body.
Taillefer describes the various meanings of this complex painting on her own website:
    The painting “Venus Envy” is a work emphasizing the beauty and potency of women and motherhood.  The name “Venus Envy” is a play on words of the Freudian “Penis Envy”, and implies the enviable female advantage of being the carrier of new life.  With the predominance of taboos and limitations against women in so many cultures throughout the world, the piece exposes with pride and irreverence, female charaacteristics, whether beautiful or unsettling.  It is an attempt to absolve women of their generally complex nature, and free them from harsh social standards foisted upon their physical, social, and spiritual selves.  It also explores the sensuality of pregnancy, and the mystical and intimidating power with which it was once regarded.
Heidi Taillefer has produced prolifically over the past two decades.  While symbolism, surrealism, the sublime and the sacred are integral to her work, she also explores the absurd and maintains a strong sense of humor in her creative process.
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dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Anonymous asked: About that clothes not being in your size thing that you reblogged, Forever 21 sells clothes up to a 3X (if you're into more girly clothes), a shop based in the UK called SimplyBe that also sells nice clothes but they're a bit pricy (most of their clothing is more professional looking and goes from size 10-28) and a site called DebShops that sells from size 0-24 (their clothing styles vary and are moderately priced).I feel you on the difficulty of finding clothes, hope this will help. xx

lilouapproves:

Ok, first of all nonny I hope you’re ready because I’m about to launch myself through my laptop screen and hug the hell out of you. (You know, if you’re ok with that.)

Thank you SO much for passing this along to me! I hadn’t heard of SimplyBe or DebShops, but I have no idea how I didn’t know Forever 21 had plus sizes - my youngest sister used to drag me in there all the damned time, haha! 

I know where I’ll be looking the next time I need a pair of pants! Maybe I can finally replace that swimsuit I’ve had for the last five years…